Liquid Gold (TM) is like a dream. The delicate quality. The sterling shine shimmering. The halcyon rivers which flow forth with amber. Enjoy the dreamlike quality of 100% Pure Maple Syrup.
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Liquid Gold is a milestone, a mélange of essential elements, a milieu of ecstasy. It’s an experience of returning, of embracing. Tapped from the robust Maple Trees of…!
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Liquid Gold is like turning the page, unto a new chapter. It is like the fresh full ambiance of an inner alcove, an oasis of love. It is like the fabled Ambrosia, the Honey Mead of Solomon, the cornucopias conduit…this is the Original, not the facsimile.
Be ready for a wondrous adventure through the hills! Be ready to slay dragons with Gandalf and Frodo! Excalibur blade approacheth…shining forth from chambers of streaming light like piles of gold in Timbuktu, beneath vaults and canyons where you find the sacred fountain bringing forth amber! En fourthe!
Drinketh this exlixir and quiver no more! For thy pancakes! Thy biscuits! Thy smoothies! Thy turkeys! Thy chicken it smothered, with spices and butter, but bring forth the Liquid Gold hither!!! Forever embraced in thy chambers entwined, like a wine from the heavens, a pleasure!
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Soon to be at a supermarket near you!